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Legion of the Tankard

by Booze Lords

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paul rote I find this part killer ,part joke !
I hear ; The Obsessed ,Motorhead, ACDC, Sabbat ,Rogue Male ,and Flogging Molly. A tribute lp to drunks ! Favorite track: Booze Lords.
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1.
Brewicide 04:09
Nations have crumbled, under our boots Legions of the Tankard, have raised up their flags Prisoners of war, we wont be accepting We charge you with a lie, prepare for your ending The hose is connected, to the funnel of pain Your kicked to your knees, let the Brewicide begin Shove in a hose, crack a can, Brewicide begins Your getting full, we don't care, this is how your life ends You took a stand against the brew, now you shall feel its wrath Your punishment starts here and now, drunk for the rest of your life Stalwart and swollen, you feel the effects We've quashed you rebellion, your inhibitions are next A new dawn approaches, a new perfect race You've been transformed, to Alchosapiens
2.
Ale Beast 02:57
In the dark of night, after lots of shots He comes stumbling out, better call the cops Lumbering through the door, vomits on the floor Blood lust in his eyes, be prepared to die No one will be save, booze will fuel his rage Better run and hide, Ale Beasts back in town Everybody flee in dread, unless you want to end up dead He's coming your way, the Ale Beast; so depraved Stab him once or twice, his stare is cold as ice He'll turn you blood to booze, he drinks it while it ooze When he moves to Jack, there is no turning back You'll fall on your knees, the Ale Beast is released Everybody flee in dread, unless you want to end up dead He's coming your way, the Ale Beast; so depraved Everybody, look away, he's got his victim, it's time to play He grabs a bottle down from the shelf He drinks it down for his health In the glow of day, he wakes up in a cave Covered in blood and filth, he can't remember what he did
3.
Booze Lords 03:18
Everyone's a subject, in my domain Everyone's an insect, where I reign I walk a giant, of the land I got some Jameson, in both my hands Booze Lords Never gonna be sober again Booze Lords Your gonna feel my wrath, here I come watch me Every days a battle, and I never win I'm getting drunk I'm getting high, I like to sin you think your gonna survive, through the night well I'm coming your way, and "m bringing a fight Booze Lords Never gonna be sober again Booze Lords Your gonna feel my wrath, here I come watch me Now you can see, who its the king My reign is over, but it will start again When I wake up, I'm turning around Grabbing a bottle, and I'm sucking it down Booze Lords
4.
I.N.I.T 02:57
Take a walk through the dark side, where substance is king Nothing is the way, it once had been This spiders maze, of tangled web is all that left, of the thoughts in my head Give me pills and morphine, it never helps A slave in my mind, and I can't be reset This place of haze, I'm wandering Is much too dark, for you to see So you say your a doctor, you've got a cure Spend a moment with me, and you need one as well Years of poor living, and served me well Can't find an exit, from my own hell They wheel away another, who thought he was smart Being that insane, is a rare kind of art Remember this tale, when you walk my path Always avoid, the psychopath
5.
One night I was thirsty,I was looking for a bar All the while I hadn't noticed that I'd gone too far Mist it swirled and night beasts howled, I heard a cryptic voice I turned around, to my surprise saw some one in the dark I was not rich, could not afford, the sweetest liquor drink With PBR, I'd gone too far, and that's why he chose me He took me to his broke-ass mansion, he offered me some food I could not think just wanted drink, and so it seemed did he He asked me what I had to drink, he told me plain and flat That's when he showed me all his teeth and stuck them in my back Now I lay, I.V in arm, a constant stream from his bar I can't escape but at least i'm drunk, permanently in a PBR funk During day, he must sleep, to recover, from the drink Slip away, to his tomb, stab his heart, with a rusty spoon The horror I had witnessed, could turn a sane man sober But I returned to his dwelling, just to be sure it was over I found no body, found no corpse, just a splotch of liquid I took a sip and I think, my cravings just got stronger Now you know, so be cautious, lest you end up dead All you drunkards, be you ware, in the dark, Count Pabstula is there He is there
6.
It's night again, your all alone, you feel your skin turn cold You turn around, there no one there, but in the shadows i'll be watching you I'm your specter I'm always there with you You may not feel me But that doesn't, mean I'm not watching you Your blood runs red, I'm at your bed, I'm standing over you You start to scream, i'm your worst dream, your nightmares reality I'm your specter You can try to run But every time, you take a drink I'll be there, holding you down again Down again I hide away, in the corners of your mind I'm the terrifying image you can't justify I'm your specter (repeat) I'm your specter I'll be watching you Watching you
7.
It's a full moon, spirits are out, spell of liquor is strong all about Virgins are dancing, they won't be for long They come to the alter, to here my song Raise up your glass, cultist dominions Get on one knee, loose all inhibitions We're going to give praise to the Gods of the tankard Bow to the booze or your life will be ended It's a full moon, spirits are out, spell of liquor is strong all about No virgins left, it's a new kind of dancing The alter is soaked, with puked out offerings We gave you the best, the God's could bestow The honey of booze, we let it flow now your ours
8.
I am in the grasp of a fiend, worse then any human has seen It has no form, it has no shape, it consumes any it inebriates This lifeless thing is more real then you know, when it grabs you it sinks you with no where to go It strikes fast, makes you loose control, now your it's slave in the dark feel it's pull It's the lord of your life, it's the ruler of your soul You've have no place to go, the Hand of Drunk is now in control The Hand of Drunk I killed my self and I went down to hell, went to the devil, asked him for help He shout a cry, he let out a scream, what i possessed was far eviler then he He cast me out, still clutched in his fist, I rode the drunk through the stars and evening mist I took a trip and landed on mars, I got bored and the hand crushed me down again Sounds crazy I know, and my stories half told I got this demon on my back The Hand of Drunk will never give me back Son-of-a-Bitch What have you done to me Can't resist The sweetness of your touch Help me please But I cant admit defeat let me go From the pleasure that I can't quit now I am in the grasp of a fiend, worse then any human has seen It has no form, it has no shape, it consumes any it inebriates This lifeless thing is more real then you know, when it grabs you it sinks with no where to go It strikes fast, makes you loose control, now your it's slave in the dark feel it's pull
9.
I Gotta Piss 03:10
I gotta piss (repeated) I don't know how this happens, my bladders always full Just one drink, I'm on the brink, don't stand in front of me I got piss (repeated) In the streets, on the train or at my girlfriends house When I'm not sober the game is over, My fly's coming down Coming down (repeated) Watch out I gotta piss (Repeated) Sweet relief is all I know, ecstasy untamed I'm sorry officer I did not know you leg was standing there Standing there (repeated) I'm sorry
10.
From the slums out of street unclean, arise a famine unlike any seen Eyes of hate, with hands outstretched, change won't keep them they just want your death Cities falling, you retreat, your palace walls, won't keep you safe They collect the trash where they live and pile it, up soon they'll be in you smell their rot, cheap liquor and puke, they will expose you, pull you out by the root In their hands, it's your fault, they raise knives, justice will be theirs Now you look upon a new world, revolving ball of insanity and ruin Led by the homeless, they worship trash, it seems your high horse has fallen on it's ass Besieged Besieged by poverty ( repeat) Poverty
11.
In the dregs of society, where the gutter rats dwell The sun never shines, you with morals beware A cloud is forming, a ranking mist Graves are swelling , with the liquid of Dis Prepare for the end The end of sobriety All who can stand, will soon be stumbling Seven bottle are opened, seven virgins are drunk The stars in the sky are bleary, the signs are clear The reckoning is nigh, open the gate Let the drunken ones through, to seal us in a liquor tomb Your sinking down Your chosen fate Let this be your lesson The doom of all drunkards is made The doom That came To the drunkards (repeat)

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Record in January and February of 2013 in a booze induced haze.

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released March 22, 2013

Inebrion- all instruments and backing vocals
Drunkus Crom- all lyrics and lead vocals

All engineering and mixing by Inebrion
Mastered at Sage Audio (www.SageAudio.com) by Steve Corrao
Art work by Brendan Butler (brendan.elliott.butler@gmail.com)

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Banging heads and binging on beer, Booze Lords was created. A celebration of all that is beer soaked. Give us a few bucks, turn it up loud and make sure you have a brew in your hand!

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